Myself::States of Mind::Desperation>>
BLAME
The Secret To Success Is Knowing Who To Blame For Your Failures.
CLUELESSNESS.
There Are No Stupid Questions, But There Are A Lot Of Inquisitive Idiots.
DYSFUNCTION
The Only Consistent Feature Of All Of Your Dissatisfying Relationships Is You.
IGNORANCE.
It's Amazing How Much Easier It Is For A Team To Work Together When No One Has Any Idea Where They're Going.
INCOMPETENCE.
When You Earnestly Believe You Can Compensate For A Lack Of Skill By Doubling Your Efforts, There's No End To What You Can't Do.
UNDERACHIEVMENT.
The Tallest Blade Of Grass Is The First To Be Cut By The Lawnmower.
FAILURE.
When Your Best Just Isn't Good Enough.
MEDIOCRITY.
It Takes a Lot Less Time and Most People Won't Notice the Difference Until It's Too Late.
MISTAKES.
It Could Be that the Purpose of Your Life Is Only to Serve as a Warning to Others.
PESSIMISM.
Every Dark Cloud Has a Silver Lining, but Lightning Kills Hundreds of People Each Year Who Are Trying to Find It.
PROCRASTINATION.
Hard Work Often Pays Off After Time, but Laziness Always Pays Off Now.
STUPIDITY.
Quitters Never Win, Winners Never Quit, But Those Who Never Win AND Never Quit Are Idiots.
ADVERSITY.
That which Does Not Kill Me Postpones the Inevitable.
DESPAIR.
It's Always Darkest just Before it goes Pitch Black.
IDIOCY.
Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups.
PROBLEMS.
No Matter how Great and Destructive your Problems May Seem Now, Remember, You've Probably only Seen the Tip of Them.
PRETENSION
The Downside Of Being Better Than Everyone Else Is That People Tend To Assume You're Pretentious.
DELUSIONS
There Is No Greater Joy Than Soaring High On The Wings Of Your Dreams, Except Maybe The Joy Of Watching A Dreamer Who Has Nowhere To Land But In The Ocean Of Reality.
INSANITY
It's Difficult To Comprehend How Insane Some People Can Be. Especially When You're Insane.
INEPTITUDE.
If You Can't Learn To Do Something Well, Learn to Enjoy Doing It Poorly.
APATHY.
If We Don't Take Care of the Customer, Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us.
VAINNESS
We Are All Dead Men on Leave.
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The tallest blade of the grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.
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